Definitions by JPJP

Facebook pundit 

A person who uses Facebook to make political comments and advocate a particular point of view. Said person is inclined to get involved in debates with other Facebook users by exchanging comments on a post.

Girl 1: What does John talk about on Facebook?
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He's always talking about political stuff. He's such a Facebook pundit.

Facebook pundit by JPJP January 24, 2010

stone gas 

A situation where two or more people get involved in some sort of confrontation that becomes enjoyable to watch by a bystander. The bystander(s) must be completely removed from the situation in order for it to be a true stone gas.

Man, remember those two guys that got into an argument at Walmart last night? Man, that was a stone gas!

stone gas by JPJP September 19, 2009

maggolated 

Term used to describe an object which is completely eaten up with maggots.

Man, that sure is a maggolated carcas. How long has it been here?

maggolated by JPJP June 7, 2007

Summer Wheatly

One of the "villains" in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite". She portrays the epitome of selfish, bratty, and nose-in-the-air girls who can be found in every high school.

"Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?"

Summer Wheatly by JPJP May 21, 2007

The Legendary Stardust Cowboy

Artist who has performed novelty songs including the hit "Paralyzed". The artist gives the illusion during the song that he has gone completely mad.

"Did you hear The Legendary Stardust Cowboy singing? Man what's his problem?"

The Legendary Stardust Cowboy by JPJP May 20, 2007