5 definitions by JF17
a chef that makes the most godforsaken meals even known to man, most of the recipes involve mayonnaise. some can actually be good chefs, but some just want to ruin food for everyone
Friend: You got your food for the BBQ?
YouTube chef: yeah, i made it really appetizing
*opens up an abomination of mayo and food*
Friend: gtfo. 😐👉🏽🚪
YouTube chef: yeah, i made it really appetizing
*opens up an abomination of mayo and food*
Friend: gtfo. 😐👉🏽🚪
by JF17 September 4, 2022
by JF17 December 6, 2021
the most annoying creatures on the internet. they are commonly found on twitter and tiktok. despite the name, these creatures are not actually female. they always use they/them, he/him, and it/it's pronouns, but they always use some weird pronouns that don't even make any sense, like xyr/xyrs or ae/aes, and some always use every fanmade pronoun they make except for the normal pronouns for some reason. they're known for their crappy anime cosplays, cringy fanart, and annoying attitude on the internet. they always stan for the popular youtubers that are nice and play minecraft. they even go on twitter and manipulate the youtuber by saying they are an asshole even though they made a joke. and even when that youtuber apologizes, they're still angry at them bc they think their apology is shit. speaking of youtubers, they make r34 out of them thinking it's not gonna harm them, and they always buy their entire stock of merch with their parent's money bc cause of course they're that obsessive. also, some alt girls even disrespect one of their family members if if they die by wearing yt merch. and when they're not doing all of this insane shit, they go on omegle to ruin everyone's day when some people make jokes in front of them. while some alts are actually chill and normal, the rest of these creatures are just toxic and annoying. if you see a creature who is wearing alternative clothing or an anime cosplay, stay as far away from it, it's for the better, and you'll thank me later.
me: i don't like Dream SMP
alt girl: YOU RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, *DREAMPHOBIC,* ABLEIST, *ANIMEPHOBIC,* MYSOGINISTIC ASSHOLE! YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME GET DEPRESSED AND COMMIT SEWER SLIDE! PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD SUFFER IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE HARASSING CHILDREN! LITERAL! CHILDREN! BEFORE DREAM SMP, I'VE BEEN SO DEPRESSED AND LONELY BC OF MY PERSONAL LIFE, BUT WHEN DREAM SMP CAME TO MY LIFE, I WAS HAPPY AND FELT LIKE NOTHING COULD STOP ME!!!!!!! BUT OF COURSE ASSHOLES LIKE YOU LIKE TO BULLY OTHER KIDS FOR HAVING HOBBIES!!!!!!!!!! SO I, A *DREAMSEXUAL,* AM GOING TO SEND THIS TO THE FBI, MY ATTORNEYS, AND DREAM AND THEY WILL SEE IN COURT!!!!!!!! I, HATE, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!111!!1!HNFVUISBGUB43AUVBN78HVC8Y7842FGN9HV2378CHGCY79T4GH78NT9HM78NFYM78CVM39Y24
me: who cares lol :D
alt girl: YOU RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, *DREAMPHOBIC,* ABLEIST, *ANIMEPHOBIC,* MYSOGINISTIC ASSHOLE! YOU ARE THE REASON PEOPLE LIKE ME GET DEPRESSED AND COMMIT SEWER SLIDE! PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD SUFFER IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE HARASSING CHILDREN! LITERAL! CHILDREN! BEFORE DREAM SMP, I'VE BEEN SO DEPRESSED AND LONELY BC OF MY PERSONAL LIFE, BUT WHEN DREAM SMP CAME TO MY LIFE, I WAS HAPPY AND FELT LIKE NOTHING COULD STOP ME!!!!!!! BUT OF COURSE ASSHOLES LIKE YOU LIKE TO BULLY OTHER KIDS FOR HAVING HOBBIES!!!!!!!!!! SO I, A *DREAMSEXUAL,* AM GOING TO SEND THIS TO THE FBI, MY ATTORNEYS, AND DREAM AND THEY WILL SEE IN COURT!!!!!!!! I, HATE, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!111!!1!HNFVUISBGUB43AUVBN78HVC8Y7842FGN9HV2378CHGCY79T4GH78NT9HM78NFYM78CVM39Y24
me: who cares lol :D
by JF17 November 30, 2021
When you go to the internet and see that people are so retarded and horrible that you just pray to god that he'll do at least SOMETHING about it
Me: *steps on Twitter*
*looks at the hellhole that is twitter and seeing so many clowns that support p@d0phila*
Me: I'm out. God help us all
*looks at the hellhole that is twitter and seeing so many clowns that support p@d0phila*
Me: I'm out. God help us all
by JF17 October 16, 2022