3 definitions by JCVRS
when one reaches to press their ipod in their pocket through their jeans and it appears to the onlooker that one is prodding one's penis.
John, thinking that his music isn't playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.
by JCVRS May 3, 2011
Someone who likes to wear a suit, go into a mid range bar/restaurant and talk to the staff like they're trash. This is all despite being trash themselves, cloaked in a suit of lies.
Hey, that guy talks down to me when he orders drinks. He must be quite a professional high flier in the city.
Professional prosmessional. I've seen that guy at work round the corner, he's a manager at Wimpy.
Professional prosmessional. I've seen that guy at work round the corner, he's a manager at Wimpy.
by JCVRS April 9, 2011
Someone who spends a lot of time literally eating the ends of their fingers. Not to be confused with biting nails.
Philip is always biting his finger nails.
He's not biting his finger nails, he's eating the skin off the end of his fingers.
Philip is a dirty finger eater.
He's not biting his finger nails, he's eating the skin off the end of his fingers.
Philip is a dirty finger eater.
by JCVRS April 10, 2011