2 definitions by JACOB208
BODY SHOP IN QUEEENS NEW YORK AKA REGENCY COLLSION CENTER. WHERE THE CRACKHEADS OF HILLSIDE AND METROPOLITAN ROAM THE STREETS TO FIND PEACE UNDER A PIGEON INFESTED BRIDGE, THERE IS ALSO REGENCY, A HIGHLY TRUSTED, AND ORGANIZED BODY SHOP. THE REGENCY CREW KNOW A THING OR 2 ON HOW TO BRING QUALITY REPAIRS TO REALITY. INCLUDING THE CHUBBY KID WHO SWEATS ALOT WITH RIPPED CLOTHING. THERES ONE GUY THERE,DRIVES A PORSCHE, LOOKS LIKE A NAZI; HES THE BOSS, HE'LL TAKE CARE OF ALL YOUR NEEDS AND WILL DO RIGHT BY YOU. MAKE SURE TO ASK THE SKINNY KID WHO RIDES THE SCOOTER LIKE HE'S GOT 5 STARS IN GTA, ANY QUESTIONS THAT YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING TECHNICAL ISSUES. FOR MECHANICAL, YOU'LL NEED ARTHUR, FORMER UKRAINE INVADER LOOKING DUDE, DONT GET TOO CLOSE CAUSE YOULL GET SECOND HAND LUNG CANCER. SMOKES SO MUCH CIGS HIS HAIR IS TURNING WHITER THAN THE ASH ON THE ACTUAL CIGARETTE. OVERALL THE PLACE REALLY DOES JUSTICE TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF A QUALITY REPAIR.
PERSON - "YO I JUST FUCKED UP MY CAR ON THE GRANNY, WHAT TIME DOES REGENCY OPEN?"
BILLY - " I JUST GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!"
DAVID - " BRO JUST GO TO REGENCY, THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU."
BILLY - " GOOD LOOKS BRO"
BILLY - " I JUST GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!"
DAVID - " BRO JUST GO TO REGENCY, THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU."
BILLY - " GOOD LOOKS BRO"
by JACOB208 June 15, 2023
BODY SHOP IN QUEEENS NEW YORK AKA REGENCY COLLSION CENTER. WHERE THE CRACKHEADS OF HILLSIDE AND METROPOLITAN ROAM THE STREETS TO FIND PEACE UNDER A PIGEON INFESTED BRIDGE, THERE IS ALSO REGENCY, A HIGHLY TRUSTED, AND ORGANIZED BODY SHOP. THE REGENCY CREW KNOW A THING OR 2 ON HOW TO BRING QUALITY REPAIRS TO REALITY. INCLUDING THE CHUBBY KID WHO SWEATS ALOT WITH RIPPED CLOTHING. THERES ONE GUY THERE,DRIVES A PORSCHE, LOOKS LIKE A NAZI; HES THE BOSS, HE'LL TAKE CARE OF ALL YOUR NEEDS AND WILL DO RIGHT BY YOU. MAKE SURE TO ASK THE SKINNY KID WHO RIDES THE SCOOTER LIKE HE'S GOT 5 STARS IN GTA, ANY QUESTIONS THAT YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING TECHNICAL ISSUES. FOR MECHANICAL, YOU'LL NEED ARTHUR, FORMER UKRAINE INVADER LOOKING DUDE, DONT GET TOO CLOSE CAUSE YOULL GET SECOND HAND LUNG CANCER. SMOKES SO MUCH CIGS HIS HAIR IS TURNING WHITER THAN THE ASH ON THE ACTUAL CIGARETTE. OVERALL THE PLACE REALLY DOES JUSTICE TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF A QUALITY REPAIR. MAKE SURE TO LEAVE THEM A REVIEW ONCE YOUR INQUIRY WAS FULLFILLED.
PERSON - "YO I JUST FUCKED UP MY CAR ON THE GRANNY, WHAT TIME DOES REGENCY OPEN?"
BILLY - " I JUST GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!"
DAVID - " BRO JUST GO TO REGENCY, THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU."
BILLY - " GOOD LOOKS BRO"
BILLY - " I JUST GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!"
DAVID - " BRO JUST GO TO REGENCY, THEY'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU."
BILLY - " GOOD LOOKS BRO"
by JACOB208 June 15, 2023