15 definitions by J.F.

lone ranger

having your yam bag splayed across you girls eyes while she huffs your hog.

Hey baby wanna play lone ranger?

by J.F. February 11, 2003

NOS

I need this to make my suck ass slow car run fast.

I wish I had a big Block mopar so I wouldn't need NOS

by J.F. February 12, 2003

swole

when something is as swollen as it can get

man his eye is all swole up

by J.F. February 11, 2003

bassfly

a sense of freedom created by the music you're listening to.

he caught the bass fly

by J.F. January 28, 2004

fumed

the smell off ass, sweat and used pussy you get a wiff of during sex. Much like bitch wiff. Mainly this happens after a long day of activity or when you hammer the back side of some bar slut.

Dammm I was knocking the botton out of her and she fumed me!

by J.F. February 12, 2003

phil mickelson

the best golfer in the world

Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson

by J.F. May 20, 2004

slug with a brillo pad hat.

a nicely trimmed pussy, where the lips are cleanly shaven but there is some hair left up top.....kinda like a landing strip.

I got down with the slug with the brillo pad hat.

by J.F. February 12, 2003