9 definitions by J. Lowndes
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
2nd generation Vauxhall/Opel Frontera 4x4, nicknamed because of its sprouting aerial. A fantastic vehicle.
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
A small comical car made by Mercedes Benz which has a tendency to roll over and make squicking or squiking noises.
Generally sold to those with a sense of humour and can take a joke.
Generally sold to those with a sense of humour and can take a joke.
What is that hilarious thing? Its a Mercedes A Class, I know, i couldnt stop laughing when I first saw one.
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
A small filthy breed of dog with many vile habits, usually impossible to house-train and un-avoidably highly strung.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
Oh for gods sake, that boggle eyed rat you call a spaniel has p*ssed all over the rug again, isnt it time we had the cretin destroyed?
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
A small sheep-dog that looks like a miniature Lassie. Sweet, playful and loves her owner like crazy, is very obstinate and nervous though, and males are very effeminate so these are not dogs for people who want a male dog for the sake of having a male dog (basically macho prats who want a protection dog) Everything else about this breed is positive just like the beautiful rough collie.
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
An all purpose vehicle which creates a lot of jealousy particularly among tree huggers who have nothing better to do than whinge about the things they cannot afford. Though it is true they are often wasted on the school run but if these mugs wish to squander great wads of money taking brats to school, then more fool them!! I'm not losing any sleep over it.
"Let me have the new Toyota Land-cruiser 4x4 love? I need to take the kids to school, 100 yards is too far to walk".
"No darling, having expensive luxury vehicles makes the under-privelidged very bitter indeed".
"No darling, having expensive luxury vehicles makes the under-privelidged very bitter indeed".
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006