9 definitions by Innominate
Pronounced ing-lush.
The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
by Innominate November 7, 2008
Cutting all ties is a complicated procedure in which all connections to an individual or group, most commonly social and emotional, are severed. One would most usually cut all ties after a particularly embarrassing incident with this individual or group, especially when the incident in question is the sudden revelation that the individual or group was in fact the subject of covert hatred by the tie-cutter(s).
Can be used in a comical sense to convey the level of embarrassment an action has resulted in.
When a tie-cutting manoeuvre fails, the results are dismal at best. Generally a collapse of the tie-cutting group and their relationships is a certainty. Reasons for a failure can include, but are not limited to: a tie-cutter faltering in their resolve, an unexpected need for the tie-cuttee's abilities or connections, or the failure to convey the nature of the tie-cutting to all parties involved.
Can be used in a comical sense to convey the level of embarrassment an action has resulted in.
When a tie-cutting manoeuvre fails, the results are dismal at best. Generally a collapse of the tie-cutting group and their relationships is a certainty. Reasons for a failure can include, but are not limited to: a tie-cutter faltering in their resolve, an unexpected need for the tie-cuttee's abilities or connections, or the failure to convey the nature of the tie-cutting to all parties involved.
"I hate that guy, as soon as he finds out I reckon we should cut all ties."
"You can't sing for shit man, cut all ties."
"Why is that Lewis here, I thought we cut all ties?"
"We did, but then we needed his camera. We're screwed."
"You can't sing for shit man, cut all ties."
"Why is that Lewis here, I thought we cut all ties?"
"We did, but then we needed his camera. We're screwed."
by Innominate January 26, 2008
Pronounced with excessive exaggeration of the second "a", as in example 1. Shaddap is used to tell somebody to shut up without sounding overly serious. It can also be used pre-emptively, as in example 2. The crowning usage of shaddap however is as an unexpected end to a phrase, particularly when used to imply that somebody had said something extremely stupid.
1. "Shaddaaaaaaaaaaaap."
2. "I know what you're going to say, and I'm telling you, shaddap."
3. "How much more does a hard drive weigh when full?"
"Oh it weighs about shaddaaaap."
2. "I know what you're going to say, and I'm telling you, shaddap."
3. "How much more does a hard drive weigh when full?"
"Oh it weighs about shaddaaaap."
by Innominate February 1, 2008
Emasculine as in e-masculine. A portmonteau of emasculated and masculine. Typically used to describe that particular breed of man that compensates for real-life effeminacy by being an internet tough guy.
by Innominate September 7, 2008
Literally, What The Fuck Boner, a WTFB is an erection which develops at a seemingly inexplicable moment. It is characterised by a swelling of the penis, as well as a distinctive absence of arousing stimuli.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
"Dude, I was doing my maths homework when suddenly I got a WTFB. Wtf?"
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
by Innominate February 1, 2008
Literally, What The Fuck Boner, a WTFB is what one develops at a seemingly inexplicable moment. It is characterised by a swelling of the penis, as well as a distinctive absence of arousing stimuli.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
"Dude, I was doing my maths homework when suddenly I got a WTFB. Wtf?"
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
by Innominate January 26, 2008
by Innominate December 9, 2008