4 definitions by Ihaveafatcat

Lemonade

Sometimes known as a sweet drink. Most commonly referred to as the one and only most godly album that Beyoncé has blessed us with. Have you ever listened to something with such swag?

"I got hot sauce in my bag swag."
"What's worse, looking jealous or crazy? Jealous or crazy?"

"I hop out my bed and get my swag on."
-Lyrics you'll be singing after hearing the whole Lemonade album

by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017

Auntie

An auntie is that one person who's blessed to have a sibling who gave birth. These aunties tend to be better than the mom's because they can give them back anytime they'd like and have a magical bond that allows the niece/nephew to trust the auntie and tell them anything. These kids will become your life. One day you'll quickly realize that food and these kids are the main reasons you're living.

"Auntie you're my best friend!!"

"Auntie can we do this? No, I want to do this!"
*starts to whine and cry* "Hey sister I have to go, here are your kids!"

by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017

Gorp

Gorp is most commonly known as just another name for trail mix. Most little girls in the third grade will make this at least 30 times in Girl Scouts. Be careful not to bring too much chocolate or else the already annoying kids will be extra annoying!

"This gorp tastes like horse shit!"
"That's because Britney Spears forgot the chocolate!" "Oh yeah, don't forget that Justin Bieber forgot to bring the peanuts too..."

by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017

coffeegon

A Coffeegon is the most relatable and majestic dragon to exist. It's normally the size of a jelly bean. A coffeegon can be found in almost any Starbucks or Caribou if you look hard enough. All these innocent guys want is a cup of coffee so they don't feel so beastly at 5:00 AM. When somebody is tired and just wants coffee, they might refer to themselves as one.

"I feel like a coffeegon."

by Ihaveafatcat April 23, 2017