3 definitions by Iggleboz
by Iggleboz October 9, 2018
The go-to insult used by crazy old ladies in Australia who think that they own property which they do not, and falsely try to prevent people with jobs, belts, children, pets, and especially bald people, who they also often refer to as "baldy arse" from entering the premises.
The word "worm" is intentionally vague and ineffective as an insult, as these crazy old women tend to know nothing about the person, so will just fire random insults at members of the public hoping that one of them hits home, with "worm", according to professional research, being a fan favourite.
Other insults used by these women are insulting the person at their inadequacy with dealing with their children and their pets, the word "turd", and insulting the person's (if that person is a man) genitalia, with the most infamous usage of this being from the great Queen Del Pufflet of Neutral Bay II, saying to the baldy arse at the time "go and tweak yer bloody dirty old crappy penis"
The word "worm" is intentionally vague and ineffective as an insult, as these crazy old women tend to know nothing about the person, so will just fire random insults at members of the public hoping that one of them hits home, with "worm", according to professional research, being a fan favourite.
Other insults used by these women are insulting the person at their inadequacy with dealing with their children and their pets, the word "turd", and insulting the person's (if that person is a man) genitalia, with the most infamous usage of this being from the great Queen Del Pufflet of Neutral Bay II, saying to the baldy arse at the time "go and tweak yer bloody dirty old crappy penis"
Person: I can see you've clearly spawned a couple kids, have you?
Crazy Lady: Heh, none of your business. You worm of a thing.
Person 1: I'm taking that as a zero.
Crazy Lady: You worm of a thing.
Crazy Lady: You bloody worm, GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
Crazy Lady: Heh, get back to it... WORM!
Person: Is that the best insult you've got? Is that the best you can come up with?
Crazy Lady: You're a worm.
Person: You've said.
Crazy Lady: You're an inadequate worm.
Person: I know.
Crazy Lady: You're inadequate with the dog, and you're inadequate with the child.
Crazy Lady: Heh, none of your business. You worm of a thing.
Person 1: I'm taking that as a zero.
Crazy Lady: You worm of a thing.
Crazy Lady: You bloody worm, GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
Crazy Lady: Heh, get back to it... WORM!
Person: Is that the best insult you've got? Is that the best you can come up with?
Crazy Lady: You're a worm.
Person: You've said.
Crazy Lady: You're an inadequate worm.
Person: I know.
Crazy Lady: You're inadequate with the dog, and you're inadequate with the child.
by Iggleboz March 24, 2019