13 definitions by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!!
Categorized by a series of noticeable traits, such as an enhanced sense of self, normally created by spending too much time indoors, due to inclement weather and constantly rotting his brain by drinking too many local craft brews. In other words, a complete nerd due to his ability to beat others at Grand Theft Auto and Mortal Kombat...impressive. Favorite quotes may include: "One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces stick back together", along with, "you may not be able to control every situation and it's outcome but you can control your attitude and how you deal with it." Sooooo impressively deep, I can hardly believe that there is an intellect like this, that walks among us. We should all be so lucky!
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! March 23, 2019
Katelyn: "Frank in his skin tight pencil jeans, really does something to me, makes me SHIT right here in my pants!"
Abby: "Gurl, lawd you've got issues!"
Abby: "Gurl, lawd you've got issues!"
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 25, 2019
National Weiner Day is the Bomb...
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! March 21, 2019
Athiestic Boner Deficiency
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! February 23, 2019
Your Hate Is My Fuel
You Anteater Douchenozzel Bandana Banana Hammock Unpleasant Symphonic Rhapsody Gaslighting Cyclone of narcosistoolostic rage
You Anteater Douchenozzel Bandana Banana Hammock Unpleasant Symphonic Rhapsody Gaslighting Cyclone of narcosistoolostic rage
YHIMF, mother fucker. Try it again and I will kick your nut sack so hard, you'll be screaming for yo momma
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 28, 2019
Tina: "Hey Jim, why don't you just take a hint and WAW today?!"
Jim:"Is that a threat??? Come at me brah, you've really got me shaking in dese boots"
Tina:"shuut up motherfucker"
Jim: "I can't help I'm retarded, I was born in Rockford"
Jim:"Is that a threat??? Come at me brah, you've really got me shaking in dese boots"
Tina:"shuut up motherfucker"
Jim: "I can't help I'm retarded, I was born in Rockford"
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! February 12, 2019
The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.
Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...
Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...
Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!
Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...
Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 30, 2019