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Another word for terminal diabetes. The best way to get a triple bypass surgery. Now coming to McDonald's.
by I💗Hypixel May 18, 2016
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An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.

Not to be mistaken for turtles.
by I💗Hypixel May 18, 2016
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