1 definition by I am John Doe

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.
poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.
by I am John Doe April 22, 2019
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