22 definitions by Humanish

$48.00

The insane, overinflated price of an urbandictionary sweatshirt. I mean, come on, who would buy that unless it had porn virus or cornteen on it?

I paid $48.00 for a goddamn sweatshirt! I'm filthy rich!

by Humanish October 2, 2020

locked mode

The stupid ass mode that Google made for Google Forms, where you cannot access anything on the computer while you are taking the quiz. Not even applications.

Little Johney: This fucking locked mode bullshit is motherfucking bullshit!! I can't even change the music I'm playing because it's so stupid.

by Humanish October 2, 2020

501

The area code for central and western Arkansas.

Some Arkansan: I'mma gunna call duh Walmarts phone numbuh. Whut wuz it again?
Siri: Finding recipes for Wall Street Chili.
Another Arkansan: It started wif 501, but I (sounds like aye) don'tn't know whut duh resht of it wuz.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

$24.00

The cost of an Urban Dictionary neck gaiter. There are easier and cheaper ways to die from suffocation.

CDC: Let's all go buy neck gaiters from Urban Dictionary, stating "Cornteen" on them! Only $24.00

by Humanish September 30, 2020

humanish

Part gendered human and part other things. A very rare and exotic being, only a few known to exist.

A humanish is a very uncommon species.

by Humanish September 28, 2020

vbcnxmzghjdkslatyrueiwoqp

YOU ARE STILL BORED. GET A LIFE, un1337 person!
Starting from v, do middle-left-right.

See: tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz

vbcnxmzghjdkslatyrueiwoqp is the epitome of boredom.

by Humanish October 2, 2020

tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz

YOU'RE FUCKING BORED AGAIN. I SMELL IT.

Hey, I found another qwerty combination! Middle-left-right.

tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz is the true sign of ABSOLUTE BOREDOM.

by Humanish October 2, 2020