2 definitions by HubbaDubba
Low-information Caucasoids who gravitate to a shameful socio-economic status. They can be seen or found at the return merchandise line at Wal-Mart, local recycling centers and at Golden Corral. They drive beat up filthy dirty oil burning cars without mufflers. They are often the subject of car repossession programs on TV as they tend to purchase used cars they can't afford. When they have enough credit to finance a car, they often abuse it to the point that its ruined before they turn 21. White trash women usually birth numerous children in their late teens or early 20's only to dump them on parents or grandparents to raise. Always screwing family and friends out money and then disappearing when it comes time to pay it back. They mistaken tattoo parlors for art museums. Their idea of an intellectual discussion is watching Al Sharpton on MSNBC. They record TV programs like "Full Throttle Saloon" and Jerry Springer and actually believe James Bond is a REAL person. The illiteracy prevails to the point that much of white trash America still believes Obama's campaign slogan of "Hope and Change", and that it applies to them. Lifestyle is known as either an "8 or 10". Meaning, the mobile home they live in is either 8 feet wide, or the more luxurious 10 foot wide version, complete with a litter of pit bull dogs, broken down appliances and a jumbo size velvet painting of Elvis in the living room.
by HubbaDubba February 22, 2014
A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.
Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?
Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.
Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.
Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
by HubbaDubba February 28, 2014