Howie's definitions

fankulometru

if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.

like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation

by Howie April 20, 2005

DeAcH

When you're a "DeAcH", you're a cheater in Call of Duty.

TlOSgt. Pølse: /set aimheads
YrLSgt. Tiss: DAMNED DeAcH!

by Howie March 16, 2004

copsi

Cola + Pepsi = Copsi. Usually meant to describe Cola/Pepsi-ripoffs/wannabes.

Mark: Mom, what kind of Soda is this?
Mom: It's RC Cola.
Mark: Is that some kind of Copsi?

by Howie August 5, 2004

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

mig

a cigaretter, fag,snap or brown

can i have a mig.
i smoked too many migs last night.

by howie November 30, 2003

feeding the pont

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003

dusml

dusml, also known as do you see me laughing is usually used when another is laughing. Asking this question gives the one laughing an urge to stop laughing, but laughs all the more trying to stop. dusml is used as a tool to make a fool out of one that laughs

me:vince ur mom was great
vince:HAHA
me:dusml
vince:*tries to hold it in* no..
vince: HAHAHAH

by howie April 26, 2004