Definitions by Howie
woodroffe
a person with this 2nd name has successful parents. the usually like music, more the rock/punk variety. they dont like neds on a whole but a few they fink r ok!
my 2nd name is woodroffe therefore i hav sucessful parents
my 2nd name is woodroffe so i like punk rock music
my 2nd name is woodroffe so i like punk rock music
fankulometru
if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.
fankulometru by Howie April 20, 2005
cuirassier
A type of elite heavy European cavalry who carried the Cuirass ( A type of sword )and often wore breast plates. Often looked down on firearms as weapons of the infantry preferring to use their swords in combat.
cuirassier by Howie February 25, 2005