4 definitions by HotlineBlinger4927
A shorty who has nothing better to do in life but drink and drive. She loves to do these things with guys named Shwetak and thinks about them 24/7.
Mavel: "Shwetak, I can't wait to drink with you!"
*Reasonable person thinking*: "This little girl is such a Mavel!"
*Reasonable person thinking*: "This little girl is such a Mavel!"
by HotlineBlinger4927 September 24, 2023
by HotlineBlinger4927 May 4, 2022
by HotlineBlinger4927 May 4, 2022
A special type of lie only people with special talents can enact, and only a select few chosen ones are capable of doing so odee often. Whoever holds the most talent for jelling earns the rightful title as a "jel god".
Guy 1: Yo guys last night I saw this guy stick a blunt in his dick and his cum went floating through the air. Shit looked like hallucinations I had while high in Summer 2017.
Guy 2: Bro you mad jelling that's not humanly possible
Guy 1: No I'm serious he passed out and like everyone had to drive real slow cause all the shit floating in the air made it hard to see.
Guy 2: Only a jel god would substantiate such a claim
Guy 2: Bro you mad jelling that's not humanly possible
Guy 1: No I'm serious he passed out and like everyone had to drive real slow cause all the shit floating in the air made it hard to see.
Guy 2: Only a jel god would substantiate such a claim
by HotlineBlinger4927 September 10, 2023