3 definitions by Horatio McBull

gurns

A slang term for ecstasy pills

Let's get some gurns for tonight

I can't believe I got gripped with 25 gurns in my bag

by Horatio McBull June 21, 2008

C Montgomery Burns

Rhyming slang for gurns i.e. ecstasy pills

Ring up Zaph and we'll get some C Montgomery Burns for this evening

Gobbling five C Monties last night was an error

I've got the craving for a C Montgomery

by Horatio McBull July 11, 2008

WTFEWGD

Acronym for "What the fuck else we gonna do?"

A phrase used to justify any spontaneous/fun activity with inevitably dire consequences (for example, snorting and bombing MDMA until one starts seeing the curvature of one's own eyeballs)

Person A (on a horrendous comedown) - "Why do we do this to ourselves?"

Person B - "WTFEWGD?"

by Horatio McBull July 15, 2008