2 definitions by HoopeyPoops
When a man pulls out after anal sex and his penis is quickly followed out by a big turd that has been lubricated by his ejaculate.
I was doing Debbie up the arse last night but when I pulled out she did a Hard Brexit all over my sheets!
by HoopeyPoops June 9, 2017
Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.
14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.
by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020