7 definitions by HookfaceSteve
Man 1: That's weird, I haven't heard a whistle all quarter.
Man 2: Yeah the head ref is a real zebrah, likes to let the kids play.
Man 2: Yeah the head ref is a real zebrah, likes to let the kids play.
by HookfaceSteve March 6, 2019
(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
by HookfaceSteve March 11, 2019
A traditionally gentlemanly gesture performed in the most masculine, over-the-top manner possible, as to draw attention to the gesture's chivalrous nature.
*Man pushes girl out of the way to open the door for her*
Man: "You'll have to forgive my aggressive chivalry"
Man: "You'll have to forgive my aggressive chivalry"
by HookfaceSteve November 10, 2011
Man 1: Hey where'd Gary go? He left his beer.
Man 2: Oh yeah he had tag out again to refill the ol' citrus lake. That dude is a real piss wizard.
Man 2: Oh yeah he had tag out again to refill the ol' citrus lake. That dude is a real piss wizard.
by HookfaceSteve March 11, 2019
Euphemism for sex with implied internal ejaculation, derived from the process of adding a liquid creamer into a coffee or other hot beverage.
"Are you planning on seeing Janet tonight?"
"Yeah man"
"Damn dude, she's so hot I bet you can't wait give her the ol' drip and swizzle!"
"Yeah man"
"Damn dude, she's so hot I bet you can't wait give her the ol' drip and swizzle!"
by HookfaceSteve April 3, 2017
(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;
A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game
A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game
Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!
by HookfaceSteve May 20, 2018
(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing
Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...
Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...
Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.
Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.
Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.
by HookfaceSteve June 8, 2018