The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99
Punishable by death
Read more in (Donaldxjoe an lovers to enemies story) on Wattpad
Punishable by death
Read more in (Donaldxjoe an lovers to enemies story) on Wattpad
Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night
Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet
Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99
Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet
Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99
by Homob499 February 01, 2022
by Homob499 February 01, 2022
A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.
Please read it
Please read it
“What are you reading?”
“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”
“Dude you have such great taste.”
“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”
“Dude you have such great taste.”
by Homob499 February 02, 2022
by Homob499 February 02, 2022
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A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:
Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman
Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero
Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days
Batman is a yandere
Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers
Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman
Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero
Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days
Batman is a yandere
Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers
“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”
“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“
“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“
by Homob499 February 01, 2022
Markus is a mad lad. He’s a inter dimensional being who can go anywhere at anytime he wants to.
He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7
The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.
It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.
One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.
Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad
The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.
Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7
The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.
It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.
One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.
Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad
The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.
Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
“Markus what are you doing here?”
“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”
“No.”
“Kill yourself cunt”
“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”
“No.”
“Kill yourself cunt”
by Homob499 February 01, 2022