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Constant complaining about the current pandemic involving COVID-19.

Kvetching about COVID-19
Paul: What do you think mom and dad will do on the call
Sarah: Covetch for the first 27 minutes. That's how they always start off calls.
Paul: Don't you wish they would just complain about the weather like they used to.
by HolsingerTX July 9, 2020
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1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.
by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023
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1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner, I headed back to my place. When I turned on the TV, I saw the entire gunfight at the O.K. corral from Tombstone. Better than a cat fight at the circus!!!
by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023
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1) A hotel seemingly in the ghetto.
2) A hotel that is far away from the sites and attractions of the city that you are visiting.
3) Any lower-tier chain of a major hotel brand - i.e. A Courtyard Marriott.
Matt: "Where are you staying this week during the conference? The Marriott? Hyatt?"
Jennifer: "No, I am staying in some ghettel 24 miles and 45 minutes of traffic away."
by HolsingerTX February 25, 2011
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The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.
Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.
by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014
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