4 definitions by Holden_Magroin
To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.
masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.
by Holden_Magroin June 22, 2010
A large defecation. A fecal emission of such proportions as to "dust the bowl" as it spins with the flush. Usually, great relief is enjoyed thereafter.
"Dude, after that serious eat-down at the barbecue place, I went home and totally had to bring out the bowl duster."
turd, take a dump, big turd, toilet, bowl
turd, take a dump, big turd, toilet, bowl
by Holden_Magroin June 16, 2010
To have sex in the back seat of a car. Usually, cheap, hot, tawdry, sweaty, teenage sex done in a hurry when you have your parents' car and the back seats are, of course, vinyl.
"I had to have Jenny home by 10, so all we had time to do was park behind the Circle K and vinylize"
sex quickie bumping uglies sexing intercourse
sex quickie bumping uglies sexing intercourse
by Holden_Magroin January 9, 2011
A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.
"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."
dump, shit, defecation
dump, shit, defecation
by Holden_Magroin May 9, 2010