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HBO Sex

A particular kind of civilian love-making in the graphic/raunchy/loud manner we as viewers expect from such HBO shows as THE SOPRANOS, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, THE WIRE and sometimes BIG LOVE.
BILLY: Hey, Susie, you sure are walking funny today.
SUSIE: You ain't whistling dixie, Billy. Me and that guy I met at Hyde totally had HBO Sex last night. I can barely sit down.
BILLY: Damn, you sure look it.
by HelenHar April 24, 2008
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blondourage

(n.) An entourage of attractive, scantily clad young blonde women that accompany a high-profile male celebrity to public events. Generally, but not limited to Los Angeles due to weather. Please note, a female cannot have a blondourage.
"Hugh Hefner is amazing. I saw him out at MOOD last night with seven blonde bunnies. He's got quite a blondourage"
by HelenHar January 30, 2007
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mathers

(n.) A man who sleeps with a lot of women, i.e. gets a lot of pussy/beaver.
Named after Jerry Mathers, who played the lovable Beaver from 1957-63 on the hit show "Leave it to Beaver".
That Bill has a different chick every night. He's a real mathers!
by HelenHar January 30, 2007
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like all balls

BILLY: Hey Susie, wanna go hit that nudie beach up in Malibu and get rid of some of these tan lines?
SUSIE: Are you kidding? Have you looked outside today? It's raining ike crazy out there!
BILLY LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW.
BILLY: Damn. It's raining like all balls.
by HelenHar January 1, 2008
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don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.
BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!
by HelenHar July 22, 2008
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fellationship

(n.) A sexual realtionship between two or more people in which fellatio is the only form of affection/contact. Usually pejorative, suggests the relationship is lacking.
Term applies mainly to heterosexual relatioships but also acceptable when used in male homosexual context. Not applicable in female/lesbian relationships.
"Susie is so deluded. She thinks Bob likes her but they don't even make out or have sex. She just comes over and blows him. That's not a relationship, that's a fellationship"
by HelenHar January 30, 2007
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hipster tuxedo

black high-top Converse.
BILLY: Hey Susie, what you wearing to the Black Keys concert?
SUSIE: Prob just jeans and my hipster tuxedo.
BILLY: Hipster tuxedo?
SUSIE: Yeah, my black high-top Convos, you fool.
BILLY: Right! I guess I am wearing my hipster tuxedo too!
by HelenHar March 31, 2008
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