Definitions by Heath
Rusty Pipe
She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.
Rusty Pipe by Heath February 1, 2006
MSOE
The Milwaukee School of Engineering. Basically a school of introverted students and professors. Efforts to bring femaales to the school have failed with the exception of a select few. Not that it matters as you would never have time to interact with the females while you are getting rammed with car, SDL, and formal methods. The school prides itself on being 100 times harder than any other school on earth, making their graduates uber eliete. Unfortunately, buisnesses like diversity so still hire public school computer science majors, who partied, had sex and fun all through school, and they get paid the same. Not to mention the school costs 5 times that of a public school.
Rand(Time(0)); Teacher: The students are smiling, I must meet with the other professors and make everything due at the same time because MSOE is supposed to suck.
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Student (doing homework): If I had a gun right now I would so shoot someone.
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Teacher: Why are your hands shaking
Student: Because I have been up 36 hours working on your lab.
Teacher: Why doesn't it work?
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Student (doing homework): If I had a gun right now I would so shoot someone.
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Teacher: Why are your hands shaking
Student: Because I have been up 36 hours working on your lab.
Teacher: Why doesn't it work?
devon miller
A manly man, women hench over with orgasmic cramps in his presence. Also one with mad Ninja skills. Also eir to the Miller Brewing Fortune.
devon once walked into a room with 7 girls. Each fell on the ground moaning and screaming like a cat stepped on by a cow. It was so loud that he became angered and released a mammoth load of jiz killing everyone in the town.
devon miller by Heath March 31, 2005
addam weirich
A man with an endless amount of money to invest in his automobile and ebay. He enjoys poker but not liquor. Reasonably hyper and uber obsessed with the Mini Cooper S. Very aggressive driver and is known for wrecking his Mini.
addam weirich by Heath March 31, 2005
Jack Daniels
Jack Daniels by Heath February 2, 2005
niggariffic
"Damn dawg, dat's niggariffic!"
"Dre's new cds gon be niggariffic, but it be bad news fo G-Unit in 05"
"Dre's new cds gon be niggariffic, but it be bad news fo G-Unit in 05"
niggariffic by Heath November 16, 2004