Headexpl0dy's definitions

Couple's Cavern

A room in the house for a couple to get away from it all. Similar to a man cave or she shed.

Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.

by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018

Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.

"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015

gayhab

Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing

That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.

by Headexpl0dy May 12, 2007

red or blue

To ask if someone wants to do something. To find out if someone is willing to help with a task. Matrix slang.

"So, about the plan, are you red or blue on this?"

by Headexpl0dy October 17, 2007

spam

A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"

"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"

by Headexpl0dy November 4, 2007

ho-dometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008

penguin sex

Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.

Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!

by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014