Headexpl0dy's definitions

Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.

"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015

Fenway Frank

When you place your penis between a girl's double chin, resembling a hotdog in a bun.

That girl I took home last night was so fat I couldn't find her pussy so I got some sweet pics of me giving her the old Fenway Frank.

by Headexpl0dy July 25, 2017

gayhab

Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing

That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.

by Headexpl0dy May 12, 2007

Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.

If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!

by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009

hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

ninchuck

Using a Nintendo Wii nunchuck to cause bodily harm

ie: Sam was swingin' that Wii controller so fast, he let go and hit me in the face. I got ninchuck'd

by Headexpl0dy October 17, 2007

code diablo

When a mean person enters the room. Usually used for bitter old ladies, mother-in-laws, or the bitchy girlfriend.

"Damn, is that Dave's mother-in-law pulling up? CODE DIABLO!"

by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007