2 definitions by Harrymarrymo

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012
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When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.
Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.

Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.
by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012
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