9 definitions by Harry Toba

Custard Cream

During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.

She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.

by Harry Toba February 5, 2014

Peanut Brittle

This is when a man either:
1. Gets his cock licked and then fucks a girl so hard his cock feels 'fried'
2. Burns his cock during non-sexual activity and then gets a blowjob

1st Girl: Aahhh! Did you see him fuck Sophy! He must have a peanut brittle now!
2nd Girl: I know, right!

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

London Cream Tea

When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.

I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Butternut Crunch

When a chick gives a man a blowjob and has a mouth full of cum. She then chews the man's balls.

Sofia smiled as she heard Andrew screaming with pain and pleasure after a hard Butternut Crunch.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Homerun

Either to:
1. Fuck a girl while walking somewhere
2. Fuck a random girl on the way to her house
3. Fuck a girl so hard it takes an hour for the cum to leak back out

Johnny was giving Mary a homerun on the way back from the bar.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Nutshelled

1. The feeling that you fucked a girl too fast or not enough and that you didn't get optimum pleasure out of the sex
2. Not sexing enough to achieve pleasure or being prevented from having sex
3. A condition in which someone feels that the amount that they fucked someone is not enough and that they feel they always need more sex

Aww, what? That wasn't enough!!! I've been nutshelled!!

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Printed

To get printed is to get filmed or photographed while having open sex or for a man to spray on top of a photocopier.

When Brianna and Johnny were trying to enjoy some sex, they realised that they were getting printed.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014