2 definitions by Harlsbarkley
(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.
Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"
Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."
Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"
Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."
Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"
by Harlsbarkley July 29, 2010
What happens when you loath someone of the opposite and/or same sex to such an extent that the emotion seems to invert upon itself, leaving you finding yourself frustratingly attracted to the said person.
Exp 1:
Person 1: So I kinda ended up sleeping with (insert name) last night.....
Person 2: WHAT!? I thought you hated him/her!
Person 1: I know, so did I! I hate his/her utter being....but he/she gives me such a hate-on....
Exp 2:
Person 1: Your such a epically huge cock-ass! I don't know why it's even possible that your allowed to consume air. I hope you, and everyone you care about die in several, quite grotesque ways, all at the same time.
Person 2: Uhhh....wanna bang?
Person 1: You bitch, I thought you'd never ask.
Person 1: So I kinda ended up sleeping with (insert name) last night.....
Person 2: WHAT!? I thought you hated him/her!
Person 1: I know, so did I! I hate his/her utter being....but he/she gives me such a hate-on....
Exp 2:
Person 1: Your such a epically huge cock-ass! I don't know why it's even possible that your allowed to consume air. I hope you, and everyone you care about die in several, quite grotesque ways, all at the same time.
Person 2: Uhhh....wanna bang?
Person 1: You bitch, I thought you'd never ask.
by Harlsbarkley February 13, 2010