HappyHenry35's definitions

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004

insulin

a protein pancreatic hormone secreted by the islets of Langerhans that is essential especially for the metabolism of carbohydrates and is used in the treatment and control of diabetes mellitus

I sure could go for a insulin shot right about now. Seriously, I need one. Help me!

by HappyHenry35 March 14, 2004

crispy

adj. To be vibrant and lively, esp. for describing the elderly as such.

Virgil, an amazing 86 years old, is still working for my dad, and his mind is as clear as ever

by HappyHenry35 March 12, 2003

Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2004

timesy

used to ask the time.
always used with a question mark.
also, the time to which it is asked.

"Timesy?"
"3;15"
or
"The timesy is 3:15"

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

Chick-Fil-A

Another word for "heaven", that just so happens to serve delicious food.

Chick-Fil-A is the shiznet! They are so nice and generous. I mean, I get free coupons for there all the time!

by HappyHenry35 June 20, 2004