HappyHenry35's definitions

couchable

adj.
having qualitites conducive to gettting fucked on a couch.

Damn, that girl is definitely couchable!
Word, bro! I bet she would make you reach 8-X=P~!

by HappyHenry35 April 22, 2003

double dip

to subsequently fuck a shitty asshole twice.

Because my girlfriend's asshole had too much shit in it, I had no choice but to double dip.

by HappyHenry35 June 24, 2003

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

lara lee hood

a very attractive female with nice, large hips.

lara lee hood is so beautiful.

by HappyHenry35 March 14, 2004

Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003

Chick-Fil-A

Another word for "heaven", that just so happens to serve delicious food.

Chick-Fil-A is the shiznet! They are so nice and generous. I mean, I get free coupons for there all the time!

by HappyHenry35 June 20, 2004

toss salad

what Martha Stewart teaches you how to do on her show.

I watched Martha Stewart Living this morning. She taught me how to toss a salad.

by HappyHenry35 June 29, 2004