HappyHenry35's definitions

ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

MD

Doctor of Medicine.

Common title given to doctors.

You can either be a Doctor of Medicine (MD) or a Doctor Osteopathy DO

by HappyHenry35 July 10, 2004

hershey highway

1. the road that leads to diabetes and obesity when taken.

Don't go down Hershey Highway. It has too many carbs.

by HappyHenry35 July 2, 2004

pulling out

to leave a parking lot with your penis, or to pull out your vehicle from a vagina.

by HappyHenry35 June 24, 2003

cheerleader

spoiled-rotten rich kid who thinks she should get anything she wants.

Is it just me, or are cheerleaders getting uglier every year at this school?

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "im not spoiled and ur a jerk! ur probaly just saying that because you can't get a cheerleader to talk to you!"

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

coffeedence

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.

Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!

by HappyHenry35 April 3, 2009

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003