HappyHenry35's definitions

couchable

adj.
having qualitites conducive to gettting fucked on a couch.

Damn, that girl is definitely couchable!
Word, bro! I bet she would make you reach 8-X=P~!

by HappyHenry35 April 22, 2003

Cock Eye

what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.

i have no idea where i am

by HappyHenry35 June 25, 2004

horny pull

the occurence of a erection causing the foreskin to automatically retract.

Because Erin Stidham gave me head, I nearly reached 8-X=P~. (To learn more about 8-X=P~, visit www.madcowworld.com ) And because her head-giving ability is so powerful, I got a big erection, and subsequently a horny pull.

by HappyHenry35 April 20, 2003

ass water

the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

by HappyHenry35 June 13, 2004

Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003

coffeedence

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.

Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!

by HappyHenry35 April 3, 2009