regis philbin

noun 1. the person regis philbin
verb 1. to innocently kill a puppy while playing the spoons

regis philbin was aquitted on all charges of regis philbin.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

insulin

a protein pancreatic hormone secreted by the islets of Langerhans that is essential especially for the metabolism of carbohydrates and is used in the treatment and control of diabetes mellitus

I sure could go for a insulin shot right about now. Seriously, I need one. Help me!

by HappyHenry35 March 14, 2004

Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003

lara lee hood

a very attractive female with nice, large hips.

lara lee hood is so beautiful.

by HappyHenry35 March 14, 2004

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

coffeedence

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.

Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!

by HappyHenry35 April 03, 2009

double dip

to subsequently fuck a shitty asshole twice.

Because my girlfriend's asshole had too much shit in it, I had no choice but to double dip.

by HappyHenry35 June 24, 2003