HappyHenry35's definitions

horny pull

the occurence of a erection causing the foreskin to automatically retract.

Because Erin Stidham gave me head, I nearly reached 8-X=P~. (To learn more about 8-X=P~, visit www.madcowworld.com ) And because her head-giving ability is so powerful, I got a big erection, and subsequently a horny pull.

by HappyHenry35 April 20, 2003

pulling out

to leave a parking lot with your penis, or to pull out your vehicle from a vagina.

by HappyHenry35 June 24, 2003

Chick-Fil-A

Another word for "heaven", that just so happens to serve delicious food.

Chick-Fil-A is the shiznet! They are so nice and generous. I mean, I get free coupons for there all the time!

by HappyHenry35 June 20, 2004

hershey highway

1. the road that leads to diabetes and obesity when taken.

Don't go down Hershey Highway. It has too many carbs.

by HappyHenry35 July 2, 2004

coffeedence

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.

Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!

by HappyHenry35 April 3, 2009

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

double dip

to subsequently fuck a shitty asshole twice.

Because my girlfriend's asshole had too much shit in it, I had no choice but to double dip.

by HappyHenry35 June 24, 2003