Definitions by HOTTIE
sample in a jar
a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.
"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"
sample in a jar by hottie April 16, 2005
Vermont
Im from Vermont, Kill me
Turdwallis
Jason: "You know guys, i've decided that I am a communist."
Bob: "Why?"
Jason: "I don't really know, its really good on paper (isn't that what everyone says??)
Bob: "You fucking turdwallis!"
Bob: "Why?"
Jason: "I don't really know, its really good on paper (isn't that what everyone says??)
Bob: "You fucking turdwallis!"
Turdwallis by Hottie March 10, 2005
Mandingo
A monstrously huge penis, exceeding at least 12 inches in length. Best covered with baggy blue athletic sweats.
Sally: "I am so fucking sore from last night, and i get around... i mean this shouldn't happen."
Jane: "What did you expect, Ralph sports a Mandingo under those goofy sweats."
Jane: "What did you expect, Ralph sports a Mandingo under those goofy sweats."