shemp

A loser that has no clue what is going on.
"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"
by HAB October 25, 2006
mugGet the shempmug.

merfer

Bob is a real merfer.
by HAB October 25, 2006
mugGet the merfermug.

pooda

Sally just ripped a big pooda.
by HAB October 25, 2006
mugGet the poodamug.

jingledinking

The act of sword fighting with friends in a non-homosexual way.
Dude! We were totally Jingledinking at the last D-Club meeting; it was awesome!
by Hab February 02, 2014
mugGet the jingledinkingmug.

wanker

A person who belives it is still 1980.
A man who wears rocker clothing circ 1985 in current era and associated male/female cronies. May be found tusseling his feathered hair, calling his gf babe, hoping into his IROC, or listening to Bon Jovi.
by HAB October 25, 2006
mugGet the wankermug.