5 definitions by HAB

shemp

A loser that has no clue what is going on.

"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"

by HAB October 25, 2006

wanker

A person who belives it is still 1980.
A man who wears rocker clothing circ 1985 in current era and associated male/female cronies. May be found tusseling his feathered hair, calling his gf babe, hoping into his IROC, or listening to Bon Jovi.

Oh my god look at that stupid wanker.

by HAB October 25, 2006

pooda

The act of passing gas.

Sally just ripped a big pooda.

by HAB October 25, 2006

merfer

A person that is considered to be a Mother Fuker.

Bob is a real merfer.

by HAB October 25, 2006

jingledinking

The act of sword fighting with friends in a non-homosexual way.

Dude! We were totally Jingledinking at the last D-Club meeting; it was awesome!

by HAB February 2, 2014