GuidoPosse69's definitions

jack off

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.

It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.

by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005

word up

Bitched version of "yes", used primarily by ethnic minorites.

-You chillin wit da posse?
-Word up, dogs.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

sumpin

Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."

Nice ass, Fido, I'm glad to be humpin' sumpin' new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

suspiria

One of the greatest movies ever made - Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, about a young girl at a German dancing academy, who discovers that the faculty are witches, plotting against her life in a series of ritual voodoo killings, involving sacrifices and vestal virgins on a pagan altar.

I first saw Suspiria at the age of 10, and was terrified.

by GuidoPosse69 January 21, 2005

bone

To engage in sex with.

Does you think parents should invite their kids into the room while zey is boning?

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

bestiality

The act of kinky sexual intercourse between a human and an animal.

Bestiality is a form of sexual pleasure that is considered a moral taboo, and highly devious from the norm, but I enjoy it very much anyway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.

Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005