GuidoPosse69's definitions

kinky

Used to describe forms of sex which deviate from the norm. Any form of sex other than heterosexual copulation may be considered kinky. Kinky sex ranges from the unorthodox to the flat-out perverted. Examples include: fellatio, cunnilingus, gay sex, lesbian sex, anal sex, pedophilia, necrophilia, use of bizarre erotic toys, bestiality, etc.

I get an erection when thinking about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

teat

Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.

Can I touch your mother's teat?

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

botched

Describing a planned action gone terribly wrong.

He was killed in a botched robbery attempt.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

suprema

Used to describe the hottest, sexiest girl you've ever seen. There can be only one suprema at a time.

For the past 11 years, I have found Sandy "Pepa" Denton (of Salt 'N Pepa) to be the suprema.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

bitched

Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.

We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

eat out

To engage in oral sex with a female.

He gave her a foot massage. Now is it the same as eating her pussy out, no, but it's the same ballpark.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005