GuidoPosse69's definitions

propaganda

The practice of telling lies through the media and passing them off as truth and realistic journalism, with the intent of political gain.

Many consider the great filmmaker Michael Moore's work to be propaganda.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

cancer

The fourth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the crab, running from June 23 to July 23.

Cancer is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

hit the skins

To forcibly insert the penis into the vagina.

But I'm wicked, G, hit the skins but never quickly (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 hit Shoop)

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.

I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

gooma-zay-guam Thursday

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.

We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

top up

To add money to a cellular phone.

The next time I'm due to top up is April 6th.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

yid

An Eastern European Jew. The term is often interpreted as offensive, which is a major misconception. The word Yiddish is not offensive, so neither is Yid. The word Yid is used to differentiate between an Eastern European, Yiddish-speaking Jew and an Israeli, Hebrew-speaking Jew.

Simeon is a Yid. However, he prefers to be called Jewish.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005