GuidoPosse69's definitions

wardrobe malfunction

Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.

I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

propaganda

The practice of telling lies through the media and passing them off as truth and realistic journalism, with the intent of political gain.

Many consider the great filmmaker Michael Moore's work to be propaganda.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

cancer

The fourth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the crab, running from June 23 to July 23.

Cancer is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

jock jam

An upbeat 90's track that is often played at sports games or boxing/wrestling matches. Not a big pop hit, and usually a one-hit wonder.

Examples of jock jams include: "Are You Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited; "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men; "Move This" by Technotronic; "Come And Ride The Train" by the Quad City DJ's.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

teat

Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.

Can I touch your mother's teat?

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

pissed off

Extremely angry. Especially on a Friday when I'm in a good mood!

Quit it. I'm starting to get a little pissed off now.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

guido

An Italian-American hoodlum from the New York area who has a posse that follows him around.

We won't allow a cellboy into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005