GuidoPosse69's definitions

bruno

The third alter ego of the Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Bruno he plays an Austrian gay male model.

I is Bruno here reporting for Austrian Gay TV.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

gobbledygook

The nonsense that Protestants believe in.

Lutherans don't believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary was conceived immaculate. That sounds like a lot of gobbledygook to me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

five-o

Urban slang for police officers. Derived from the police drama "Hawaii 5-0."

Five-O is following us, and we've got six bags of crack in the trunk. Damn, we're doomed.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

pulp

A form of literature that originated in 1930's magazines. It features relatively simplistic and often lurid tales, with much action and little psychological thrills.

The Quentin Tarantino film Kill Bill is an example of pulp writing in movie form.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

supastar

Bitched version of the term superstar. Usually used to describe a black or Hispanic celebrity.

As Ali G, Sacha Baron Cohen potrays an urban supastar.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

cellboy

A boy between the ages of 10 and 16 who goes everywhere with a cell phone attached to his belt.

We don't allow cellboys into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

Jew York

A clever name for the state or city of New York used as a dig on the Jews, due to its exceptionally large Jewish population?

I'm off on Thursday for some holiday whose name I can't pronounce. Yep, this is sumpin that only happens in Jew York.

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005