145 definitions by GuidoPosse69

pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 17, 2005

libra

The seventh of the 12 signs of the zodiac, represented by the scales, which runs from September 24 to October 23.

Libra is an air sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005

next next period

The period following next period.

I have Latin next period, but next next period I'm free.

by GuidoPosse69 February 14, 2005

pissed

Extremely angry. Feeling like you could kill every Jew in the world.

Quit it. I'm starting to get a little pissed here.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

teat

Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.

Can I touch your mother's teat?

by GuidoPosse69 March 4, 2005

guido

An Italian-American hoodlum from the New York area who has a posse that follows him around.

We won't allow a cellboy into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

sell it

To be a whore, to have sex for money.

And if she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it's none of your business. (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '94 hit None of Your Business)

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005