GuidoPosse69's definitions

gooma-zay-guam Thursday

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.

We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

boces

A program where kids go if they aren't able to socialize and make friends. They are discriminated against in school and constantly made fun of, and always assumed to have inferior academic capacities.

I've been stuck in boces since 1993, and contemplated suicide so often because of it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

top up

To add money to a cellular phone.

The next time I'm due to top up is April 6th.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

entourage

The posse that follows a celebrity wherever he/she goes.

Puff Daddy always has an entourage following him.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

katholic

A man/woman who claims to be a Catholic but supports abortion or gay marriage.

John Kerry is a katholic because he calls himself "pro-choice."

by GuidoPosse69 June 11, 2006

eat out

To engage in oral sex with a female.

He gave her a foot massage. Now is it the same as eating her pussy out, no, but it's the same ballpark.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

fanny pack

Just another 90's fad. A fat pack worn around the waists of usually gay men.

What's he hiding in that fanny pack?

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005