Jew York

A clever name for the state or city of New York used as a dig on the Jews, due to its exceptionally large Jewish population?

I'm off on Thursday for some holiday whose name I can't pronounce. Yep, this is sumpin that only happens in Jew York.

by GuidoPosse69 February 02, 2005

taurus

The second of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the bull, which runs from April 21 to May 21.

Taurus is an earth sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

hit the skins

To forcibly insert the penis into the vagina.

But I'm wicked, G, hit the skins but never quickly (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 hit Shoop)

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.

I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

fellatio

Oral sex performed on a man, like Monica Lewinsky did to Bill Clinton.

Every Thursday he engaged in degrading forms of sodomy, fellatio and cunnilingus.

by GuidoPosse69 February 03, 2005

protestantism

A bastardized form of so-called "Christianity."

Lutherans, Methodists and Baptists all practice a form of Protestantism.

by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005

doctor

A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.

He charged me $4.75 for a cup of coffee! Who does he think he is, a doctor?

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005