Thighkles

This is used to describe an extremely bottom heavy person.

In other words a shelfy ass that extends infinitely to the foot. This is a step above Cankles.
Shaqueefa: "Snaps gurl, Rashonda must be killin dat Popeyes chik'n?"

Sha'neequa: "Yep, for sho doe them cankles be turnin into thighkles real quik"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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Singularity

A by product of a person Shitting, Pissing, Vomiting, Ejaculating, Burping, Sneezing and Farting at once.

This is the moment in which space time ceases to exist and all matter in the universe will implode.
"After a night of heavy binge drinking and a Pepe's Burrito, Ralph unwittingly destroyed the universe by creating a Singularity in his bathroom."
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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SPU

Origin: Internet / Instant Messaging

Variation of the word "SUP". Meaning "Whats Up?"

Typing fast and frequent mispellings lead to this more lively version of "SUP"
Bob: Spu!
John: Hey!
by Grizzly October 06, 2004
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Manfeast

A small gathering of males for an impromptu dinner or BBQ.

The males usually fail to obtain any significant sources of leafy vegetables or fiber to accompany the feast.

Menu usually consists of:
Beer
Steak
Sausage
Pork Fat
Butter
Potatoes
Joe: "I just laid a log that looked like a piece of black PVC pipe!"

Brett: "Yea, that Manfeast last night tore me up too. When are we doing it again?"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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Office Scraps

Consists of lunch leftovers, unclaimed tupperware contents, birthday cake shavings, cupcakes, old donuts, glass jars filled with candy found in office buildings everywhere.

The saavy Office Scrapper can usually be fed throughout the course of the day in minimalistic fashion for free by grazing on these morsels of abandon. Albiet this may come with a strong chance of malnutrition.

Quality of Office Scraps rises exponentially depending on the positive cash flow or income of the company or organization. Civil service offices will provide the least quality and nutrition compared to a newly I.P.O'd company where you might even be able to obtain leftovers from a veggie platter on occasion.
Rita: "I'm stuffed..."

Molly: "Did you go off site for lunch? Somewhere nice?"

Rita: "Nope, I waited for everyone to leave Al's birthday party then I managed a piece of chocolate cake, four sugar snap peas, a half cup of Sprite and a cherry tomato."

Molly: "Ahh... Office Scraps."
by Grizzly August 31, 2009
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ALHA

At Least He's Asian

Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.

The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.

This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).
"Holy shit, check out that slammin Azn biatch!"

"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."

"ALHA"

"?"

"At least he's Asian!"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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Scrotograph

The male act of having picture taken with his Scrotum sac hanging out of his pants.

Also the act of shaming an intoxicated person using afforementioned method. Usually laying the scrotum on the forehead of that person.
"Anyone who can't handle thier liquor in this frat will be scrotographed and shamed."

"Bob is passed out again, and we are out of markers, shall we scrotograph him?"
by Grizzly October 07, 2004
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