6 definitions by Granite State

Election

A cultural event indigenous to New Hampshire.

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.

by Granite State November 3, 2009

Meh

An expression of of indifference or of a judgment of mediocrity; a verbal shoulder shrug.

The world: "Soccer is cool."
Americans: "Meh."

by Granite State December 15, 2009

Bookpooper

One who brings reading material into the bathroom for use while on the toilet.

Don't lend Gary your first edition; he's a bookpooper.

by Granite State September 23, 2009

Snarkfeud

A friendship masquerading as long-term mutual hatred by way of snark.

Becky: let me reiterate: i hate you, Dan.
Dan: You don't hate me. You "hate" me. Don't be afraid to admit it.
Becky: Okay, fine, lol.
Dan: This is the second longest snarkfeud in my life.

by Granite State February 5, 2011

o_0

Emoticon for an intimidating, bug-eyed glare; no blinking.

Stephen: I just bought the last Harry Potter!
Jon: Everybody read that years ago, and everybody knows that at the end--
Stephen: HEY! No spoilers! Seriously. I will end you. o_0
Jon: Okay, okay, fine, calm down.

by Granite State January 27, 2011

Teach it like you preach it

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!

Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!

by Granite State October 20, 2010