Goose's definitions

Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party

Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose

by Goose December 22, 2003

ass hat

a gay guys condom

hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat

by goose May 19, 2003

picklesmoker

Gay man, one who orally pleases men, likes the taste of penis.

See the dude with the mesh half-shirt? Got to be a picklesmoker.

by goose July 7, 2006

wo ai ni

Mandarine Chinese for that undefined- I "love" you

Ni Bu Ai Wo?
You Don't Love me? *TEAR*

by Goose February 9, 2005

sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.

Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…

by Goose May 25, 2003

liver

An evil piece of the body that must be punished with copious amounts of alcohol.

"The liver is evil and must be punished!"

by goose May 5, 2003

fat lip

When female genitalia becomes erectated like a male, except without a penis(replaced by vagina)

hey Latonya, do you have a fat lip, or are u packing?

by Goose September 29, 2004