tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read

Literally translates to: That was too long to read.
Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what you said, but I still want to say something.

Now, instead of just dropping capitals the modern internet communicator also drops tiresome reading! The time savings will be incredible.
Person A: Hi, do you know anything about where Jamie and Brad are?
Person B: tl;dr
Person A: Uh... How should I have said that?
Person B: do u no where jamie n brad r
Person A: AGH... It burns!
by Gogo May 17, 2005
mugGet the tl;drmug.

rasputin

Come on guys, this is a very hairy girl-down there.
Jes, Bill, tell your girlfriend to shave. When I went down on her, Rasputin was waitin for me.
by gogo April 28, 2004
mugGet the rasputinmug.

Tez bez

Gum
In most cases bubble gum.
Created by a man named Andrew who lives in Redlands,California
Got any tez bez?
Yo I need a chew got any tez bez?
Damn bitch you'r breath smells like shit take some of this tez bez!
by Gogo January 02, 2005
mugGet the Tez bezmug.

kangaroo

Describes a woman who's ass is huge, but her top half is tiny. (Little t-rex arms and wee tits), so she looks like a kangaroo.
Man,look at that marsupial of a chick. She's a kangaroo!
by gogo June 10, 2006
mugGet the kangaroomug.

water bangles

Sheep shit on dew grass. A very old irish expression. A 'bangle' is sheep shit.
Ach Shamus! Me arse is wet n sticky. I sat down on a water bangle.
by gogo April 28, 2004
mugGet the water banglesmug.

Tre Cool

An untalented drummer for a horrible band. Is also is a homosexual and dislikes women.
I saw tre cool on MTV yesterday...He said he likes to climb things. He was talking with a heavy lisp.
by Gogo February 19, 2005
mugGet the Tre Coolmug.

sk8er boi

I was singing along to sk8er boi and people were looking at me funny.
by Gogo February 26, 2004
mugGet the sk8er boimug.