4 definitions by GodofUniverseSon
A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.
Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016
Woman who seeks only the materialistic quality in men. These girls likely grew up with granted privileges and only take never giving back. These are fully capable women who refuse to work out of simple laziness. It can be laziness, or the desire to be cared for, even though that desire is overshadowed by her lack of care for her man. These women take all the hard work women activists such as Susan B. Anthony sacrificed for woman suffrage, and shit all over it. And they will still find a way to complain about women being objectified, even though they are exercising that discrimination. It's sad because I'm in high school and I've seen this quality at this young of age. An example of a gold digger would be daisy from "the great gatsby."
Boy: so why do u like him?
Girl: well ummm, he's cute and he spends a lot of money on me.
Boy: this is why I've never tried to be with you you gold digger.
Girl: well ummm, he's cute and he spends a lot of money on me.
Boy: this is why I've never tried to be with you you gold digger.
by GodofUniverseSon February 22, 2017
Just a bunch of rich pricks who steal all of the glory that only one man deserves. The one man that actually earned the money way back when. And little do these families know that when that one hard working person in their generation earned money, they were called new money. These people always seem to get their way no matter what. They think they're the shit even though they have never had to work a day in their lives and never will have to.
As I passed by the mansion on Long Island east egg, I was so impressed by the wealth of some of these people until I realized their just a bunch of spoiled old money brats.
by GodofUniverseSon January 28, 2017
Man of the house. The most powerful male of a certain group of males, and gets by far the most tang of any of the males in that group. Dominant. Most women resent his forceful authority, but they do what he says anyway because they are most likely very aroused.
Teenage son: "I'm the alpha male of this house. Paps has gotten too damn old."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
by GodofUniverseSon June 8, 2016