11 definitions by Goatoghillgary
When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.
Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
Any Pajama tops and bottoms that have a continuous print of Obama's smiling face though-out are Obama Pajamas.
Dude, you shouldn't have, I am speechless...I don't deserve these as a present....thanks for the Obama Pajamas
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
Future Farters of America(FFA). A group of young folks that one day aspire to be great and noble farters but is still a newbe to the trade. If one seeks true farting greatness and displays a passion to master the trade they are already on the path to become a Future Farter of America(FFA).
Dang junior, that fart you just let nearly took the paint off of grandma's dinner table and it looks like your pet hamster quit breathing. I believe you are on the road to become an FFA(Future Farter of America).
by Goatoghillgary December 15, 2016
A fart that is strategically placed in a room to target and deeply offend and stun certain individuals.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.
Bro, see Helen over there with her new boyfriend, I am about to get her back for leaving me. I am heading in to let the Kamakaze Fart, if we dont speak again, it has been good to know you.
by Goatoghillgary January 4, 2017
A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.
Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.
by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016
Dude, you farted in my car last week and the smell of that bad boy still lingers, Bro..I know, its called an Obama Fart it sticks around after you let it and can last up to 8 years.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016