Glimpze740's definitions

inside joke

when you cum in a girl just for fun

"She was pissing me off all week, so I gave her an inside joke"

by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008

Q-tip

Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.

"That slut thought she had gotten it all, but she was shocked when I slipped her the Q-tip."

by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008

Turkish Omelette

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.

"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"

by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008

guatemalan breathmint

this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!

pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.

by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

guatemalan breathmint

this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!

pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.

by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Emarosa

1. N. - crap band mixed with ripoff Coheed and Cambria vocals and shitty guitar leads. One who listens and enjoys is obviously a homosexual.

2. V. - when six guys have sex with eachother in the anus all at the same time resembling a human pretzel.

1. "I went and saw Emarosa last night, I kinda liked them! Then I went home and sucked off my dad.

2. "Lukas, Jonny, ER, Jordan, Will, and Jonas had an Emarosa last night. they've been shitting liquid ever since."

by Glimpze740 July 4, 2008

thumpfluid

the stuff that squirts out when you elbow drop a pregnant womans stomach.

"Macho Man Randy Savage did a seminar at the maternity ward last week and there are still thumpfluid stains all over the walls."

by glimpze740 July 4, 2008