Glimpze740's definitions

guatemalan breathmint

this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!

pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.

by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

liquid festival

a nice and warm swirl of sperm from at least 4 different races and 2 different generations of people. This normally takes place once a year in your mom's anus.

"Are you going to attend the liquid festival this year? your mom is going to be there!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

11:11

The time of day where you and three other buddies should break out four lines of any substance and take it to the dome together, resembling the four ones on the clock.

"Holy shit guys it's 11:11! Time to ruin our lives!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Turkish Omelette

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.

"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"

by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008

taliban tan

Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.

"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

baltic mini-ramp

This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.

The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.

person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"

person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"

by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

thumpfluid

the stuff that squirts out when you elbow drop a pregnant womans stomach.

"Macho Man Randy Savage did a seminar at the maternity ward last week and there are still thumpfluid stains all over the walls."

by glimpze740 July 4, 2008