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The French slang expression bordel de merde ("whorehouse of shit") is a more explicit variant of merde ("shit"), and is used to indicate one's frustration/anger/disappointment with a strongly unpleasant situation.

In some French regions, notably in the south of France, an even more eloquent variant is used with the wonderful expression "bordel ton cul qui pompe merde".

Literally: "whorehouse your ass that pumps/squirts shit."
Tu m'as foutu, bordel de merde! = You fucked me, fucking crap (whorehouse shit)!
Tu m'as foutu , bordel ton cul qui pompe merde! = You fucked me, whorehouse your ass that squirts shit!
by Gleufje March 21, 2017
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Dutch for "fucking mess".

Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".

The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!
by Gleufje March 21, 2017
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Synonym for fica, fregna is the most vulgar Italian term to indicate a vagina, and indeed rather similar to the English word cunt.

It is often used together with the adjective "dry", as in "dry cunt", in Italian: "fregna secca".

The reference is mostly metaphorical in this expression, so usually not to a non-lubricated vagina, but rather more to a woman who is boring, rigid, uninspiring, no fun, skinny and wrinkly.
"Ma che fregna secca!" = "What a dry cunt!"
by Gleufje March 21, 2017
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Dutch expression. Literally, it would translate as "tuberculosiscunt", as "tering" is a slang word for tuberculosis, an kut = cunt. You might say, to illustrate your disapproval or malcontent about a situation: "dat is ontzettend teringkut", or, about a person:"wat een ontzettende teringkut". Or, "wat een onzettend teringkutwijf". in the latter two expressions you'd be referring to a person (as in: what a fucking cunt), whereas in the first, you'd be describing a situation, rather more equivalent to "what a fucking shit" or "that fucking sucks".
Wat een teringkutwijf. Oh, dit is echt ontzettend teringkut.
by Gleufje March 20, 2017
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Dutch slang expression for "dirty whore" or, more precisely, "dirty slut".
"Die vuile slet heeft mijn man geneukt." = "That dirty slut fucked with my husband."
by Gleufje March 20, 2017
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