3 definitions by Gizmo11

Vine

Place where white people go to watch black people talk like they (black people) do everyday, and laugh at every gasp of breath that the black person lets out... This is also the number one contributor to 21st-Century words.

Christian: "Dude, I'm Vining on Vine right now!"

José: "You're putting up a video?"

Christian: "No, I'm watching this...(laughs) hilarious... (laughs even harder) video of black people! (says while cracking up)"

by Gizmo11 December 3, 2015

Vine

Place where white people go to watch black people talk like they (black people) do everyday, and laugh at every gasp of breath that the black person lets out... This is also the number one contributor to 21st-Century words.

Christian: "Dude, I'm Vining on Vine right now!"

José: "You're putting up a video?"

Christian: "No, I'm watching this...(laughs) hilarious... (laughs even harder) video of black people! (says while cracking up)"

by Gizmo11 December 3, 2015

Lumberjacking

Extremely forcefall act of giving a man a two-hander/the jacking of the man's genitalia that calling it a "handjob" would simply not capture the sheer magnitude of the stroke(s). Hence, there must be a new word created all together to describe this phenomenon!

Danny Blaze: "Yo, did you get anything from Kimberly last night?"

Craig "Too Big" Phillips: "Yeah bro, she was lumberjacking so hard last night I'm calling her 'Paula Bunyan' from now on!"

Danny: "Fuckin' A!"

"Too Big": "Yeah, she calls me 'Groot' now!"

Blaze: "Fuck, bro!"

Groot: "I am Groot!"

by Gizmo11 April 17, 2017