1 definition by Gerald and Stretch
A Cuban-American from Miami who only wears clothes from U.S. Tops, wears tight bright colored Brazilian jeans, lots of gold, long fake nails, with a refy attitude. She thinks she's a gangster but only gets fucked by gangsters. See ref.
Chonga: Bro, what the fuck are you looking at?
Non-Chonga: Nothing. Why?
Chonga: No, it's just that I see you looking at me like "what the fuck". What the fuck?
Non-Chonga: Ok?
Chonga: Estop looking at me! I'm going to get crazy on your ass if you don't estop fucking looking at me, perra!
Non-Chonga: (Walks away and then gets her ass beaten from behind)
Non-Chonga: Nothing. Why?
Chonga: No, it's just that I see you looking at me like "what the fuck". What the fuck?
Non-Chonga: Ok?
Chonga: Estop looking at me! I'm going to get crazy on your ass if you don't estop fucking looking at me, perra!
Non-Chonga: (Walks away and then gets her ass beaten from behind)
by Gerald and Stretch November 9, 2006