6 definitions by Gaylord Farquahar

Liberace gay

adj.

1. Suggesting a great degree of lameness or wussy-ness.

2. Someone or something with flamboyant homosexual tendencies; recalls uber-gay piano player, Liberace.

Bill: Dude, that is so gay.

Jeff: Totally gay.

Bob: Liberace gay.

by Gaylord Farquahar February 15, 2004

the bomb

n.

A particular explosive devise.

Hurry up, difuse the bomb before this whole place explodes!

by Gaylord Farquahar February 15, 2004

gay-ity

adj.

1. State, quality, condition or degree of being gay.

2. gayness

(Not to be confused with "gaiety", a state of joyful exhuberance.)

That's so goddamn gay, its gay-ity is off the charts.

"He took me to his gay animal sanctuary, where he showed me all about the wonders of gay-ity."--South Park

by Gaylord Farquahar February 14, 2004

Mickey D's

n.

A collectve term for:

1. The food sold at a McDonalds restaurant.

2. An order purchased therin.

I'ma get me some Micky D's.

by Gaylord Farquahar February 15, 2004

fucker

n.

1. A disagreable person; one who is lacking in intelligence, morals, hygeine or any other redeemable qualities.

2. (literal) One who sexually penetrates another's orifice, esp. vagina or anus.

1. My God, I hate that fucker.

2. Oh, that feels so good. You're such a good fucker.

by Gaylord Farquahar February 15, 2004

Woke

adj.

The cult-like view that systematic oppression is quite literally everywhere, and that nearly everything should be viewed through this lens. (Indoctrinated woke cultists will insist that being “woke” is a good thing, but it is not.)

A woke college professor wrote an academic paper stating that seasonal festive “pumpkin” products (i.e. pumpkin spice lattes) are emblematic of white supremacy. (Yes, really. Look it up.)

by Gaylord Farquahar March 8, 2023