10 definitions by Gay4Clents
Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.
A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.
See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.
See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.
Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldn’t shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!
by Gay4Clents May 31, 2022
Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.
That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!
by Gay4Clents June 2, 2022
A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
Allegan, located in Michigan is the birthplace of meth and sexual deviant’s. The county seed is home to Indigent white trash and welfare monkeys. Their local rival to the west is Pullman, a smaller version of Allegan
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet
by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022
A sexual experience involving many male truck drivers and a poorly paid male hooker resulting in Anal Herpes, genital warts, and inflammation of lips, tongue and throat.
Formerly known as a “Louisiana Saturday Night” it was rebranded as Russellville Truckstop due to the negative Cajun influence on the male hooker.
Formerly known as a “Louisiana Saturday Night” it was rebranded as Russellville Truckstop due to the negative Cajun influence on the male hooker.
Hawt Damn Dave! We done run us uh Russellville Truckstop on Larry in the back of that Big Rig, hustle on over and pick a hole!!!
by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023
When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
by Gay4Clents October 14, 2022