3 definitions by Gaston

Describles someone who is of less than ordinary intelligence. From the Three Stooges 4th Stooge named "Shemp" who was not good enough to be an original stooge.
"That Kirk guy is a real shemp."
by Gaston June 18, 2006
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n. vagina
originates from ill-mannered ilocano-americans of SoCal
"two for the po keng keng, and one for the stank."
by Gaston October 6, 2004
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