5 definitions by Garida
A creature dated back to when the Romans rules the world, Attalides was a king for 32 Years. His wishes were simple, everything ( from man to donkey) had to have a taste of his massive Penis down low. He ordered each person to bring him daily gifts from butt plugs to royal french cheeses( he would use that as a but plug too) and he would order for each cat in the city to be in reach of his penis in order to satisfy his needs. Attalides was entertained by the royal clown that made him furiously laugh when he was hearing the noises ( Halo, oke, sohcahtoa and other monkey type noises) Attalides had a sister that was hier to the throne once the king died. She was into Music . She killed him by sticking wing chives in his arse and making them play. She took hier to the throne and killed every citizen for not knowing was texas was.
Attalides, your daily meal is here. 3 scared bald men were in iron cuffs with their pants striped and their penise’s hanging out exposed to The lords eyes.
by Garida January 11, 2018
Refers to an orange beast which crawls under the sewers looking for little italian children to feast on.
There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one
The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.
This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.
There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one
The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.
This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.
by Garida January 9, 2018
A discusting Creature refered to an acient hairy mammal Andreasous Ioannidous. Creeps in the dark and kills his pray with his sperm. He smells like dog odor and usually has a massive nose.
POUNCE, ARKUDA JUMPED OUT OF THE MYSTY CAVE AND BIT SER KLOKKARIS IN THE ARSE. POISONED HIM WITH EMOROIDES AND STAGE FOUR CHOLERA.
by Garida January 8, 2018
A beauty found in school grounds , the dildo dove is a rare species found in the abandones grounds of schools for seniors. A bird that Shits on its pray. Sir valence the first was a preditor when he got shitten on by the blessings of oat meal on the sirs head. Dildo dove has been inspiring us for milleniums and will always be our number one.
Dildodove I love you alot
by Garida January 10, 2018
If your sad and crying becuase your grandma put brussle sprouts in your hot dog becuase you look fat, kfc sugar daddy will cheer you up.
A man made sex move of when someone rubs his left testicle with four other mens left testicles. The testicles must be big or you will go to hell to spend eternity with the CEO of tacobell.
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A man made sex move of when someone rubs his left testicle with four other mens left testicles. The testicles must be big or you will go to hell to spend eternity with the CEO of tacobell.
You can find sugar daddy on porn hub, X-tube, instacocks and snapdicks.
by Garida January 10, 2018