15 definitions by GM123

guitar hero

a reason for nerds to act like rockstars .

blavin clavin e got to play me rockstar vitia game . horay guitar hero

by GM123 January 17, 2009

Jeremy Stephens

A random undercard bum that fights in the UFC that literally no one has a fucking clue who he is or has seen one of his matches. He was most likely paid 14 dollars and a small Italian grinder by Dana to do the UFC press conference and somehow tried to disrespect the greatest fighter in the sport Conor McGregor during it. McGregor famously replying with "Who the fuck is that guy" completely destroying Jeremy Stephens in one sentence.

Reporter- "Conor, Who do you think would give you the toughest fight out of everyone on this stage"

Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"

Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)

R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016

by GM123 January 12, 2017

Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)

Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom

by GM123 July 30, 2016

cock smack

when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .

mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did

by GM123 January 23, 2012

what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

by GM123 January 10, 2016

Eraser Eater

Their is always that one kid in your class that would eat Erasers for the fuck of it. An Eraser eater is basically a class clown side show comedian. They usually are popular in Kindergarten up until 4th or 5th grade. They take dares from their "Audience" and other kids dare them to eat stuff. They tend to outgrow doing stupid shit for attention once they get plagued with dignity and the thoughts of trying to actually get a girl. But not always. Sometimes Eraser Eaters stay eating Erasers up until college. Just for shits and giggles.

Devin- Dare me to eat this Eraser?
Sarah and Aj- Yes!!!, oh my gosh, no way. ewwww
Devin- its a big huge art eraser too. lol
Lucas- That's no big deal, eat my snot, let me pick it first.
Devin- Psst, that's nothing. Let me eat that big green snot rocket.

Lucas- Eww, he actually did it.

Brian- That's nothing, eat my shit
Devin- ok, shit in your hand and pass it under the desk
Brian- damn, he actually ate my poop
Devin- I eat anything, you people are no challenge
Teacher- Devin!!! Stop being an Eraser Eater

by GM123 July 20, 2016

Pikachuphilia

Being sexually attracted to a Pikachu or romanticizing or sexualizing a Pikachu in your mind. Someone with Pikachuphilia might find themselves jacking off to a Pikachu or Cuddling a Pikachu plush in a slightly questionable manner. Pikachu is a Cartoon Yellow electric mouse Pokémon. An anime character often objectified in fan fiction and fan made anime porn. People who get their knocks off from Pikachu or any other Pokémon can be labeled as an Pikachuphile. Phile meaning sexual fondness of. Similar to the terms necrophile or pedophile. Pikachuphile is the act of testosterone and sexual prowess that would make a girl or boy really sexually fixated to Pikachu. Girls tend to suffer from Pikachuphilia at a surprisingly alarming rate. Many girls keeping a large Pikachu plush into their mid to late 30s. Most forms of Anime or cartoon have twisted perversion that follows it. But Pikachu almost has a following of girls and boys that would literally have sex with it. And it is more common than you think.

Devin- Sup dude, can I tell you a secret? You might think I am weird.
Carl- Go ahead, you are my friend. I don't judge. You can thrust me
Devin- Oh ok, its kinda weird though.
Carl- I don't care, say it. You're with friends here.
Devin- I think I kinda suffer from Pikachuphilia
Carl- Wtf is that?
Devin- I am going to cut to the chase, I think pikachus are hot dude. I want to bang a Pikachu missionary.

Carl- Woah woah woah, what the actual fuck.
Devin- See you judged me. You said you wouldn't
Carl- Nah, its ok. Whatever floats your boat. I just wasn't ready for that.
Devin- It's ok. I just had to tell someone. My lust for Pikachu cant be contained any more.

by GM123 July 20, 2016