Definitions by GM123

Corn Muffin Cock 

When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.

2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)

Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"

Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster

Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"

Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"

Corn Muffin Cock by GM123 April 21, 2017

Man Chowder 

A helping of cum, comparing the white chunky viscosity of a fresh homemade clam chowder to the chunky white texture of one's sperm.

Mark- I filled that girl's mouth with about 2 pints of my hot man chowder
Lou- Damn dude. You lucky prick. She is a straight 10/10
Cindy- What are you guy's talking about?
Mark- Oh, just that time you drank my man chowder. 2 pints of it to be exact.

Cindy- Oh lol, I loved it to. Got some on my sun dress and had to buy a new one.

Man Chowder by GM123 January 27, 2017

Jeremy Stephens

A random undercard bum that fights in the UFC that literally no one has a fucking clue who he is or has seen one of his matches. He was most likely paid 14 dollars and a small Italian grinder by Dana to do the UFC press conference and somehow tried to disrespect the greatest fighter in the sport Conor McGregor during it. McGregor famously replying with "Who the fuck is that guy" completely destroying Jeremy Stephens in one sentence.

Reporter- "Conor, Who do you think would give you the toughest fight out of everyone on this stage"

Jeremy Stephens - "I would, I am the hardest hitting 145 pounder, right here. When I knock people out, they don't fucking move"

Conor McGregor- "Who the fuck is that guy?...... Who the fuck is that?" (Crowd erupts in laughter)

R.I.P Jeremy Stephens Career. 2016-2016

Jeremy Stephens by GM123 January 11, 2017

Shark Head 

When a girl bites your dick or scrapes your shaft with her teeth during oral sex. Typically drawing blood or ruining the entire Bj in the process. A girl that has tendencies of treating your dick like a Oscar Meyer selects premium angus beef hotdog and snapping into it with her sharp fangs. Essentially like shoving your cock in a sharks mouth.

Derek - Yo, Stacy is so fucking hot dude, you lucky bastard.
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.

Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.

Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah

Shark Head by GM123 January 11, 2017

Blue Whale Cock 

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)

Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom

Blue Whale Cock by GM123 July 29, 2016

bronsexual 

Bronsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned LeBron so much that Lebron has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A bronsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Lebron James Is the G.O.A.T" or "Lebron is better than Michael Jordan" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Bronsexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. That will tell you Lebron is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Lebron has lost in the finals more than he has won. They will blame his All Star teammates instead of giving him any blame. A bronsexual tends to bring up other players like Kobe to change the topic away from Lebron. A Bronsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Lebron mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even watch or care for the sport.

Pete- Hey man, you seen Kobe's last game. It was dope. He dropped 60.

Daryl- Yeah, but see lebrons game against the timberwolves 2 weeks ago. He got a double double dude.
Pete- yeah, but kobe literally retired. this was a monumental moment in the sport.
Daryl- Lebron is way better than Kobe anyway. Check out my Lebron lows and my cavs jersey.
Pete- what did you do with the heat jersey?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he loses and decides to go back
Pete- Oh
Daryl- Kobe sucks, Lebron is better than Kobe and Jordan combined
Pete- Jordan is 6 for 6 in the finals, kobe is 5 for 7. Lebron is 3 for 7. Lebron cant win without an allstar team and even then he loses sometimes. He is a joke. He isn't even top 5. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah but what about David Ortiz dude, he is hitting a lot of home runs this season
Pete- Changing the topic like a bronsexual does.

bronsexual by GM123 July 20, 2016

Pikachuphilia 

Being sexually attracted to a Pikachu or romanticizing or sexualizing a Pikachu in your mind. Someone with Pikachuphilia might find themselves jacking off to a Pikachu or Cuddling a Pikachu plush in a slightly questionable manner. Pikachu is a Cartoon Yellow electric mouse Pokémon. An anime character often objectified in fan fiction and fan made anime porn. People who get their knocks off from Pikachu or any other Pokémon can be labeled as an Pikachuphile. Phile meaning sexual fondness of. Similar to the terms necrophile or pedophile. Pikachuphile is the act of testosterone and sexual prowess that would make a girl or boy really sexually fixated to Pikachu. Girls tend to suffer from Pikachuphilia at a surprisingly alarming rate. Many girls keeping a large Pikachu plush into their mid to late 30s. Most forms of Anime or cartoon have twisted perversion that follows it. But Pikachu almost has a following of girls and boys that would literally have sex with it. And it is more common than you think.

Devin- Sup dude, can I tell you a secret? You might think I am weird.
Carl- Go ahead, you are my friend. I don't judge. You can thrust me
Devin- Oh ok, its kinda weird though.
Carl- I don't care, say it. You're with friends here.
Devin- I think I kinda suffer from Pikachuphilia
Carl- Wtf is that?
Devin- I am going to cut to the chase, I think pikachus are hot dude. I want to bang a Pikachu missionary.

Carl- Woah woah woah, what the actual fuck.
Devin- See you judged me. You said you wouldn't
Carl- Nah, its ok. Whatever floats your boat. I just wasn't ready for that.
Devin- It's ok. I just had to tell someone. My lust for Pikachu cant be contained any more.

Pikachuphilia by GM123 July 20, 2016