8 definitions by GLT75

monster-handle

To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.

Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?

by GLT75 August 25, 2017

starwank

1. The act of pleasing one's self or another person extremely well.

2. The act of pleasing one's self to thoughts of a celebrity, or pleasing the celebrity.

Hey, did you starwank the actress in the movie last night?

No, I just had a starwank at home. It was phenomenal.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017

spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.

In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.

by GLT75 May 31, 2019

Mommunist

A mother who sucks every last dime she can from the father and children, like a Communist.

My ex is a total Mommunist. None of my child support money was actually spend on our children because she went on another shopping spree again.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017

alt-laws

Your in-laws are members of either the alt-left or alt-right, but you identify with the opposite side that they do.

I am a common sense person, but my alt-laws worship Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Obama, and the Clinton's because they are total sozialists.

by GLT75 May 26, 2017

mommy and daddy wrestling

Euphemism for a mother and father having sex.

Mommy and daddy wrestling happens so often that they could be in WrestleMania. They probably come right in the middle of the ring just like they do in the WWE.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017

Trumped up

A false accusation, especially against President Donald Trump.

Damn, those Democrats Trumped Up some more shit again. They are sore losers, nothing more.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017